WHEN I GET READY TO GO OUT

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When I wrongly assume that I can handle one more shot

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Waking up to the hot guy/girl from the bar last night

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And they’re still hot in the morning

When I’m out with my boyfriend and his ex shows up

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And the 3 of us look at each other like:

And when she starts glaring at me I’m just like:

When someone gives me a dirty look

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I’m just like,

Trying to walk when you’re drunk

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